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If I knew I could get away with it, I would change the bank account number my company uses to my own. Who needs a job if you got deposits that big popping into your account daily?
Shoot, I would change everyone's (included execs) direct deposit form to reflect my bank account, I would only need to do that for 1 pay cycle and I would change em all back before accounting realized what happened. They would think that deposits didn't go through properly and run the payroll batch again. That way, ya'll got ya money, I got yo money, every one is happy, I am just a lot more happy than you.
I mean honestly what would you not do if you knew you could get away with it would be a better question. I mean m concious is very small. I mean I don't think I would pop anybody (aside from my baby mama)
I think murder for me is the only thing that would be off the table. Because I have pretty much done everything else and have gotten away with it!
The name of the game is anything goes, just dont get caught!
I can see Easy has thought about this, before today...but hey, don't forget about me, if you can figure out a way to do it.
AD..Eww...silly.
If I could get away with living how I want and where I want for free, that's what I'd want. I just don't wanna pay for nothing...therefore I don't need money or the need to steal it. Ahh, the life!
Thx for posting to this and the layoff topics (my ideas).
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If I knew I could get away with it, I would change the bank account number my company uses to my own. Who needs a job if you got deposits that big popping into your account daily?
Shoot, I would change everyone's (included execs) direct deposit form to reflect my bank account, I would only need to do that for 1 pay cycle and I would change em all back before accounting realized what happened. They would think that deposits didn't go through properly and run the payroll batch again. That way, ya'll got ya money, I got yo money, every one is happy, I am just a lot more happy than you.
I would have EasyRider steal the loot as he described above and relocate to a private island in Honduras.
I would marry a midget and hope none of my friends find out...
I would flick boogers on my co-workers keyboards.
I mean honestly what would you not do if you knew you could get away with it would be a better question. I mean m concious is very small. I mean I don't think I would pop anybody (aside from my baby mama)
I think murder for me is the only thing that would be off the table.
Because I have pretty much done everything else and have gotten away with it!
The name of the game is anything goes, just dont get caught!
I can see Easy has thought about this, before today...but hey, don't forget about me, if you can figure out a way to do it.
AD..Eww...silly.
If I could get away with living how I want and where I want for free, that's what I'd want. I just don't wanna pay for nothing...therefore I don't need money or the need to steal it. Ahh, the life!
Thx for posting to this and the layoff topics (my ideas).
Dakim...don't you go makin no midget babies...you already got the short gene...LOL
PAPI
LOL @ midget sex, you are a wild boy dakim.
I had to stop messing with midgets because I always ended up coming up short.
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