1. Fellas if you do it at her house. Fight the urge to FALL ASLEEP after you get a good one. Give her the homegirl pat on her back, kiss on the cheek and BOUNCE. If at your house, be sure to undress her in one spot. No need spending 20 mins looking for undies wrapped in covers. Advise her to text you when she gets home.
Teachable moment: If the sex was good and your feeling sensitive, you rejected her; she will not want to kiss you. One less stalker in your life
2. Don't.. I mean NEVER ask HOW WAS IT. If she ask how was it. Say"It was decent". Don't call send a one word text "sup"
Teachable moment: You are teaching her not to call at will and your not her man.
3. If she says "I don't normally do this" give her the dry "OK". If she ask "Do you think i'm a hoe" Response, "No, I didn't pay for you"
Teachable moment: If she feels bad it her self esteem not yours. Don't buy into the because your special crap.
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wow this is some bs and now I see why your ho count is so low....
GS your right. Cuz I don't deal with HOES.. YA DIG !!!!
What advice would you add lil homie? ROTFL
First I dont like any of your advise because its a little demeaning. Why just have sex with someone and treat em like you dont wanna have anything else to do with that person... If all your looking for is a cut buddy say that shit up front this is 2009 many woman are just looking for the same thing.... But you know this chick has feeling for you or whatever you need to handle her in a different manner but this shit is here is crazy.
Who posted this BS... D????
Im sure you did it! and I am quite sure you thought this would be hilarious and ruffle a few feathers!
I tell you one thing if a woman is caught up in any one of these senarios I need her to check herself!
Look here.. I am helping a man.. not have a stalker.. if it hurts.. don't be mad at me.
You think because he has sex and stays over that creates a stalker...LOL HAHAHAHA well now you already giving out bad info!
oooo she got you D
This is BS. That it and that's all. This is why there are so many single people in the world. People with these rules and tactics. You can't believe this
Teachable Moment:
Women, when you go to his house after you have gud/okay sex, get up take a good hot shower, kiss him on the forehead, tell him you have an early morning meeting and leave $20.00 under the pillow. I bet you $20 he will call/text u in the morning. Now he will be the stalker...
Why do we have to stalk people to get good old fashion romance? Why can't we all just love each other like our grandparents loved each other?
NJGUDGRL - You got it.. It was a joke.. Add your own silly little lines. It must be that time of month for a bunch of women.. I'm jus saying..
WTF???????????? im done with this post... must be that time of the month I will come over there and drop kick you in the forehead
D hush that has nothing to do with getting it... Its not like you were asking a question that offered a different response.
Im just saying it seem like who ever posted could of been on their period too LOL
say what you will, but rule #1 may be the most important rule of them all. Don't go leaving shit at someone's house. Stray drawls aren't a present, they aren't a 'I was just thinking of you.' Stray drawls are akin to a dog pissing on a fire plug, they starting to mark their territory. If you are there for a quick hit/cut or whatever, you need to minimize what you take in. You don't your cell phone nor your purse/wallet/ID/change. All you need is your car keys, you can't go anywhere without em, so you can't leave em.
Rule 3 is a good one too, I don't care if you don't normally do it, are you gonna do it right now is all that counts. If I thought you were a hoe I thought it before you did it so don't worry about it, just enjoy the ride.
I'm with you on #1 Easy
I agree w/rule #1 too...
Just go over there with a long trench coat, some sexy Victoria Secret bra and thong and some red thigh high boots....
Do want you came to go and LEAVE the scene of the crime.
grow up this is some straight bull shit ..
Dakim, dnt let me pull ur card!!!! Stop playing with this nonsense.
None of this would be amusing if a woman had posted it. Or better yet...if a woman posted a discussion on how to get ALL of a man's money....
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